Fiction

The dictionary definition of 'fiction' (that I have anyway) says: novels and stories that describe imaginary people and events. Hm...well--there's certainly nothing about madness or insanity or even raving lunatics...or toast, for that matter. So I guess what I'm writing is different; toastion. Maybe. Toastism; nah, that'll be my form of government when I take over the world (also when I'll answer to the name Lord Mayonnaise of Turkey.) I guess that I should call it Batalism, or maybe a whole new genre, like...well, my favorite word that describes my characters in a book I'm writing called Psychic is clairvoyant, so maybe clairvoyism. Hey, that might just work. If not, Toastism is always a good alternative.